“She looks so lifelike!”
"She looks so lifelike!"As a funeral director, how often do you hear this phrase as friends and family file past an open casket? Of course, you should always accept this as a great compliment to your embalmer — especially if a prolonged illness or violent death impacted the deceased’s appearance. To most directors, “lifelike” simply means that the body lying prone in the casket resembles the way the deceased would look if he or she were alive…and lying prone in a casket. But to directors at Marin Funeral Home in Puerto Rico and Charbonnet – Labat – Glapion Funeral Home in New Orleans, “lifelike” takes on a whole new meaning.
Exotic wakes Marin Funeral Home, which bills itself as “The Most Famous Funeral Home in the World” on its website, started performing extreme embalming in 2010. As part of funeral services which they call “exotic wakes,” Marin’s embalmers will dress and display a body in positions and vignettes that depict how the person lived.In what seems to be Marin’s earliest attempt at extreme embalming, a 2008 photo captioned “Muerto de Pie” or “Dead Standing” shows a deceased young man decked out in baggy jeans, a flashy t-shirt, and a New York Yankees cap. He’s standing (or rather, propped up) in a corner of a funeral home viewing room, looking very Weekend at Bernie’s with his shades on and head tipped back.It appears Marin quickly stepped up their game, though. A 2010 example on their website features the deceased straddling and leaning into his Repsol Edition Honda motorcycle. The Honda takes center stage where a traditional casket would be placed — against the wall between two lamps.
The secret sauce Directors at Charbonnet commented that curious competitors asked for details on the unusual embalming. However, the directors refused to divulge their secrets. The folks at Marin, on the other hand, were happy to share their process with the media.
“I injected different parts of the body with different formulas of embalming fluid,” Marin embalmer Felix Cruz told website All That’s Interesting. They were particularly interested in how Cruz posed the hands of 31-year-old poker player Henry Rosario Martinez. “For the hand, I inject the arms with formaldehyde, and put the fingers apart and insert the cards and then I used a pipe to maintain the head and neck in position, inside the body.”
Places, everyone For some extreme wakes, like Martinez’s, props are just as important as the body in establishing a certain setting. Murdered boxer Christopher Rivera was propped up inside an elaborately staged boxing ring in 2014. The ring featured faux ropes and a giant draped red-and-white backdrop.
Cab driver Victor Perez Cardona was displayed sitting in the driver’s seat of his taxicab. Eyes closed, his gloved hands gripped the steering wheel.
And the family of 18-year-old New Orleans shooting victim Renard Matthews chose to showcase the teen doing what he loved to do — play X-Box and eat Doritos. An open box of his favorite cereal and an entertainment center displaying a video game in progress completed the scene.It seems that there have been only a handful of these extreme embalmings performed since they came on the scene in 2010, and those are limited to New Orleans and Puerto Rico. Who knows if this “trend” will continue, but if it does, it might pay to have a set designer on retainer.